- You willingly let your Shih Tzu onto the bed, even though you know he can climb up on his own. “I can’t, look how cute I am!!!!”
- He steals your spot on the bed, and you allow it.
- He only eats his food from your hand. “The bowl makes the food taste weird, you know?”
- You can’t get mad when he misbehaves because he gives you that adorable face. Forgiven.
- When he chews your slipper, you find it cute and even take a photo. Havaianas expenses are now part of the monthly budget.
- He knows that making a certain face gets him food. “Okay, but only this time, okay?”
- He prevents you from working when he wants attention. “I swear, it was my Shih Tzu, boss.”
- He sleeps on top of you, and you don’t move to avoid disturbing his sleep. Poor thing, leading such a stressful life.
- He demands affection and gives you a disapproving look when you stop, forcing you to spend HOURS massaging his belly. “MORE!!!! MORE!!!! MORE!!!”
- He makes you play fetch with the ball BILLIONS of times. “AGAIN, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING!!!!”
- He thinks he’s human, and rightfully so because you do everything to make him believe it. “Well, now he’s used to it…”
- And you even let him do things that humans aren’t supposed to do. And you have no doubt that he deserves absolutely all the privileges.”