And you gladly accept this role. You put your Shih Tzu on the bed even though you know HE CAN GET UP BY HIMSELF.
“I can’t do it, look how cute I am!!!!”
- He steals your spot on the bed AND YOU LET HIM.
- He only eats food from YOUR HAND. “The bowl makes the food taste weird, you know?”
- You can’t get angry when he misbehaves. BECAUSE HE MAKES THIS FACE.
- When he chews your slipper, you find it cute and even TAKE A PHOTO. The cost of replacing Havaianas is now part of the monthly budget.
- He knows that making a face like this will get him food. “Okay, but just this once, okay?”
- He doesn’t let you work when he wants attention. “I swear it was my Shih Tzu, boss.”
- He sleeps on top of you and you don’t move to avoid disturbing his sleep. Poor thing, right? Such a stressful life.
- He asks for belly rubs and gives you a dirty look when you stop, forcing you to spend HOURS massaging his tummy. “MORE!!! MORE!!! MORE!!!”
- And he also makes you throw the ball a BILLION times. “AGAIN, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING!!!!”
- He thinks he’s human. And rightly so, because you DO EVERYTHING TO MAKE HIM BELIEVE THAT.”Yeah, now he’s gotten used to it…”
- AND YOU EVEN LET HIM DO THINGS THAT EVEN HUMANS CAN’T DO. And you have absolutely no doubt that he deserves all the privileges.